You all know what time it is, its time for you to snuggle into bed and gently drift off into a calm relaxing sleep whilst reading a fairly dreadful game review. Let me find my reviewing hat.
Oh fuck off Organic Sponge, "I hate you Organic Sponge go to hell …" those kind words didn't come from inside your head they came directly from my mother but i'm sure you agree with her. I seem to be appearing like the one fat guy that keeps trying to squeeze himself into an already full jacuzzi, unwanted. Nevertheless, this weeks/months/years (these reviews are about as timely as Margaret Thatchers periods) has landed on …. Naughts and Crosses!
…..Don't act surprised the standards are low. Why? Let me just describe to you what's in front of me; an empty box chocolates, a ball-point pen and some random sheets of paper. Can't really do much with the empty box of chocolates apart from chuck it out the window in the hope it will knock out the post man, teach him to deliver my mail 3 pm, its not casual fucking Friday everyday! He wasn't even wearing a Royal Mail uniform, and the package was much smaller than I anticipated and made a strange ticking noise … come to think of it I never saw that postman again…
With dead postman's in mind, the game was invented in ….. (failed at the first hurdle Organic Sponge, just pick a really old date and roll with it, fuck it; 1136) was invented in 1136 and the aim of the game is to place 3 'Naughts' or 3 'Crosses' in a row before the other player does and if you didn't already know that then where the hell have you been?!? You can also tally up your scores to see who wins over a time period if your spastic like that and gloat at the fact you beat your granddad 81 games to nil even though he has a respirator and can barley stand up.
Hmmmm, thats about it I can't express how simple this game is what more do you want me to say?! Don't stare at me with those big eyes… I shall consult wikipedia then ahah! Apparently it was created around the first century BC … well that completely goes against what i've said, also its correct name is Tic-tac-toe so this whole review that you've just read is wrong … 10 lines down I said the expectations are low, I wasn't lying. Since this is at the very beginning of the year I intended this to be an 'Express' review (aka a short review cause I can't be bothered) eh, I mean i'm easing myself back in... yeah.
Star Rating
Emmmmmm fuck it 5 out of 5! For giving me something to do during the countless number of classes from high school that dropped me to suicidal levels of boredom. This star rating is out of funny animal pictures because..... I've got nothing, no idea to be honest.
Longer Review next time its only the 6th of January for gods sake.
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